NORCAL > SOCAL
Why? One word. Traffic.
FUCK socal traffic. Everywhere I go, I run into traffic: Going to work, going out, going to my mailbox. ANYWHERE.. There are constant gridlocks everywhere at almost any giving time of the day. My total average speed on the freeway is honestly 35mph in socal. I can probably get to work faster on my BMX or taking the city limo (BUS). There are so many factors that lead to socal’s retarded traffic. Let me list out a few major ones I noticed during my past few years of residence in socal
1) People in socal tend to step on the brakes while making a left hand turn at an intersection while norcal people accelerate. WHAT the fuck. Why do you need to break to 3 mph at a completely guided turn and causing everyone else behind you to eat another red light. This contributes to gridlocks.
2) People do not know how to merge in socal. Everyone plays the game “chicken” when they are merging onto the freeway. I am ahead of you, fuckface, and im going 70mph getting ready to exit, why the fuck would you speed up slowly to get in front of me? when you can easily switch lanes behind me to get onto the fastlanes. This shit causes people to suddenly stop because both are playing chicken or about to collid. This causes accidents that in turn adds to additional gridlocks.
3) You got your typical mi chang fuckers in GMC/FORD type trucks drivin 100+mph trying to cut in front of you only to get stuck and tailgate the next person in front of you. You also got your ever growing senior citizen population in socal that drive 60mph on the fastlane screwing everyone over. Mix in the 1million honda’s and acura’s driven by fobby Asians cutting you off and the 3million+ beaners driving ghetto pintos that break down on the freeway causing massive traffic jams and you get SOCAL 56k NETZERO TRAFFIC LAG.
4) Norcal traffic lights are like protoss technology version 8.0 AOL PLATINUUM GOLD status compared to Socal traffic lights which I swear are on beta version .024 Norcal lights detect you instantly and guide traffics fluidly with consistency. In socal, almost all the lights are outdated and inadequate. I would find myself waiting at a light to turn green at 3am at night flicking my highbeams while reversing multiple times to get it to turn green. Not only that, they constantly break down which leads to the next problem that adds to traffic and gridlocks.
5) Road construction in socal is fucking sad. All the construction managers in charge of scheduling road construction needs to drink some toilet bleach and go to hell and die. Not only do they choose to do their construction during the busy hours of the day where everyone is trying to get to work; they are lazy as fuck and take forever to get shit done. The main road university next to riverside has been under construction for 7months and they are still not done. What the FUCK? Norcal road construction rarely happens and it gets done before you return from your short visit to 7/11.
Getting cut off by honda’s every 4.17 seconds is not fun. Dealing with beta version street traffic lights is not fun. Paying for gas every 3 days is not fun.
I cant wait til I move back to norcal, where the cars actually move on the freeway and the skies are blue.
A partial aim conversation with a norcal friend:
Me: yo lets play sc2
Friend: my laptop is at irvin’s
Me: pick it up lets play nigga
Friend: dude that shit is like 30mins+ to go there and back to my house.
Me: Dude I drive 2hr+ everyday to commute from and to work. Just go pick up your laptop at Irvin’s pad.
Friend: NIGGA, I live in da san jose 4o8 yay area, if you drive more than 20min in sj, u better be getting sum pussay
Me: True story no lie non fiction autobiography scouts honor. | 
